Wednesday, October 22, 2008

FIVE EASY STEPS TO STOP OBAMA PARANOIA & OBSESSION OVER THE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE

REVERTING OBAMA NIGHTMARES HAUNT YOUR DREAMS & THEY REVERBERATE IN YOUR HEAD - AS YOU COUNT THE BOUNCING ECHOES


For true blue blood Americans like us, following the events that surround the Obama cult movement is like experienciing flashbacks from civil rights sixties protest marches or reliving bad 60s drug trips -- manifesting in tepid, recurring and unwelcome nightmares. Whether it’s Billy Ayers or Bernadine Dohrn, Tom Hayden or Jane Fonda, or any of the other lesser-knowns, 60s leftist radicals and other such anit-American terrorists, they are all lining up behind Obama.

Obama’s young and old army of worshippers think they see someone altogether new; a unique and fresh persona, seemingly, magical and a transformative figure who has been suddenly, transported to this moment in history to help them finally attain the elusive butterfly of truth, justice and equality - their never- realized covenant of the civil rights era. Seethy radicals, a lost generation of youth and the hopeless aging population see their as yet unfulfilled yearnings fulfilled in the utopia of Barack Obama. A well-groomed, glittery, establishment-approved package, someone grandmothers and babies smile with.

Obama is clean-cut. He talks unity, not subversion. He promises equal outcomes without resorting to violence to forge them. He endorses marriage and fidelity for himself and the nation, without condemning other lifestyle choices. He speaks in highbrow English, rather than the tested religious metaphor or the revolutionary slogan. This man is dangerous, no one should have that much power.

Obama’s followers make high-tech videos, blog and write articles and flyers as they mindlessly chant, “Yes, we can.” Instead of making bombs to blow up government buildings, or holding up armored trucks and killing police officers. they register voters. This man is scary.

This trans generational icon seems to have the opportunity to do now with the mere ballot what his predecessors tried and failed to do through violence and the bullet. These people really believe they can finally seal the deal on the real revolution -- with popular democracy as their new weapon. Obama, the Closer, the Messiah is at hand to lead them like the pied piper.

Evidenced by his huge list of supporters and record setting fund raising, Barack Obama has mezmorized the American public. However, true patriots like us understand that his loyalty lay with subversive like the New Black Panthers and Al-Qu'aida like stealth groups right here in our midst.

He is the star of traitors such as the New SDS, the New Winter Soldiers, the New Weather Underground, et al. The radical Left and the unsuspecting people of America have anointed Obama as the One. Every genre of anti-war, anti-capitalist and anti-white group and their new offshoots are flocking around Obama like moths to a flame.

To these rabid revolutionaries, Obama is the Christ incarnate, because he’s probably their last chance to see the old boys network superseded by equity and qualitative social change here on our holy soil.



YOU WILL OBEY YOU WILL OBEY YOU WILL YOU WILL OBEY YOU

OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!

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FIVE EASY STEPS TO STOP OBAMA PARANOIA & OBSESSION OVER THE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE


Step 1:
To stop Intrusive, unwelcome and involuntary thoughts, images or unpleasant ideas about Barack Obama that have become obsessions and upsetting or distressing - place head in toilet bowl on the hour and every hour.

Step 2: Clarify the exact moment you saw a picture of senator Obama as clearly as possible and make funny faces. For instance, if you first saw Obama on TV while eating dinner, then make a belching face or a fart face.

If you are able to reframe the intrusive objectification of Obama in your brain into something like "I'd be happy more often if Obama were white," then you need to know what "being black" means to you. Do not attempt to join Klu Klux Klan Websites or buy their memorabilia online - this will only make Obama more prevalent in your mind.

Step 3: Most people are able to dismiss these distressing Obama thoughts within the first hour of treatment: [A] When Obama thoughts co-occur or reoccur, mental patients are encouraged to ignore the unpleasant thoughts and find a copy of American Spectator Magazine and flip through the pages only from back to front. [B] This step is crucial because it helps redirect the fixation from Obama reality back into right wing fringe fantasy - causing dire Obama thoughts to become less frequent and distressing.

Step 4: You will be searching for the exceptions to feeling depressed about Obama even if they are getting few and far between. At the soonest possible moment, after you notice the exception, look for a hot black babe picture on the Internet to get more familiar with the brown skin archetype. If you happen to be gay, just get one of those big black dolls at ToysRus and spray "Jovan Musk" cologne on it, and do your thing. Getting down and doing the auto-nasty while singing that new CocoaTea reggae song: Obama, Obama, Obama, will transform the bad thoughts into sounds and free you from the nagging images of that sexy, smart and powerful black man once and for all.

Step 5: Begin to consciously and deliberately do the things that you have learned that create your desired goal. You can then start to be a human being again. Recognizing that the picture is not all black or bleak is an important step towards feeling empowered to actually meet your goals. Obama doesn't have to rule your life - you can have control again.

Keep in mind that these steps can be implemented for many different types of disorders and can be done on your own or with the help of a therapist.

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