Sarah Palin's Boobs To Win Election

Republican Mind Control Techniques Exposed

An astute WUFYS investigative blogger exposed that the McCain/ Palin campaign utilizes Boob inducement and more pointedly, low cleavage indoctrination for mind control. I think I may have been a victim of this sinister political ploy by the republican ticket.

Come to find out, neocon scientists have discovered a heretofore unknown gene that directly links subtonic female sexual secretion as well as male erection and allows control of a significant portion of the brain. The gene's functioniality delineates political decision making. These scientists were able to further the research of the nascent findings of the lucrative Israeli porn industry.

A secret policy paper on this strategy was discovered by Silly_Zionist_Nazi aka., Yora_Nazi, which disclosed that the global Neocon- Zionist network seeks to use this tactic in the 2008 US presidential and congressional elections and throughout the world to further their agenda.

The unexpected nomination of Sarah Louise Heath Palin was a result of this research and development and implementaion of this cutting edge technology. Minister Tzipi Livni's astonishing ascendancy in Israel is also a result of this sexual subconscious passion inducement program and its commendation over political decision making.

Wherefore, the McCain/Palin ticket has bamboozled the American public at a surreal and semiconscious level with sexy cleavage and buxom bosom memorization. The atmospheric and plebeian popularity of Governor Palin evinces the effectiveness of this political indoctrination -- through the sex organ albeit, at a subconscious level - subliminal sex works folks -- beware and be aware.

The fact of the matter is, the neocon scientists were not able to compensate for the power of latent and repressed sexual taboo fantasy. This unknown parameter in their calculation has put the McCain/Palin ticket in jeopardy and has temporarily, catapulted Obama/Biden into a significant lead in the polls. The power of hidden sexual taboo fantasies among the American public has remained very high since slavery and was able to finally express itself through an uncanny fondness and attachment to Obama -- the mandigo taboo. Nevertheless, the republican party is working diligently on this project to counteract the lure of the black man and may eventually, win the election in an unprecedented landslide.

It is highly, recommended that all decent Americans wear protection when watching Obama's next infomercial and especially when Governor Palin appears on the news. However, the economy may experience a slight boost because of higher laundry expenditures due to the excessive sexual secretions of the US citizenry during this election cycle.

How This New Technique Works

This eerily, sophisticated form of propaganda seeks to induce action, adherence, and as little active thought as possible. According to this scheme it would be useless, even harmful for a man or woman to think. Just enjoy the steamy moment because life is short. Just relax and let go, action will come directly from the depths of the unconscious. This is the basic condition of this political-sexual formulation, and the resulting effect of this psyops, i.e., those beauties on Sarah Palin are the instruments by which the GOP will attain the whitehouse -- a mass assuage and obedience of the American public and an imminent republican landslide.

An example that shows this radical transformation of thought into feeling when Sarah Palin is presented in the media -- she is so photogenic; there, subtle yet supple -- her inviting images serve as the tempting instrument that penetrates through the mind, becoming pure emotion, a symbol directly evoking feelings and reflexes. This is one of the most serious disociations that this new form of mind control causes. Sarah Palin's visage, the upper torso especailly the boobs, deliberately, merges fantasy into a man's or a woman's real world so that it creates uphoria. This metamorphosis tends to destroy the person's conscience enabling votes for McCain/Palin.

The mass media makes possible the use of mind control techniques on a societal scale the more facile. The orchestration of press, radio and television is used to create a continuous, lasting and total environment, which renders the influence of Sarah Palin's boobs complete and final. They are pronounced and indelible precisely because they create a constant environment. Mass media provides the essential link between the individual and the demands and directives of the polical designation of the babe.

The Creation Of Sarah Palin Political Drones

Every day the population is bombarded with one persuasive sighting after another of Sarah Palin. It becomes an orgy of cleavage and boobs. These desirous views of the bombshell appeal and persuade not through the give-and-take of argument and debate, but through the manipulation of symbols and of the most basic human emotions. For better or worse, Sarah Palin's boobs and cleavage become the liberators of the people and they experience them with high endorphine levels that impress her on them permanently.

The Poetic And Rhythmic Symbiosis Of Erect And Elect

A vote for Sarah Palin is a vote for the future of all mankind. The McCain campaign calls her a tough executive who has demonstrated readiness to be president. But we all know she is plain seductive.

The Republican National Committee calls her a conservative star with the talent, energy and family support necessary to carry out common sense policies. But the American people call her a candidate with the sweetest cleavage in modern politics if not in history.

She is a fine woman and many hope to find one just like her one day - we can only hope. Her extensive experience in nursing five children makes her qualified to nourish the nation to posterity and prosperity. If Sarah Palin were ever to assume the presidency America would stretch its hands forth and ask to suckle in her bosom.

What we need to remember about Sarah Palin, the 44-year-old first-ever female governor of Alaska, wife and mother of five, and now GOP vice presidential nominee, is wow, hot dawq it, she's hot. Her political persona has dominated the political landscape; Americans are clamoring to get to know her personally.

Sarah Palin entered an already historic election, possessing two of the biggest assets of the Republican party. Her addition to the republican ticket will certainly shore up votes among social conservatives, young virile people and win over disaffected Hillary Clinton-supporting Democrats - who wanted a woman to be on top.

Governor Sarah Louise Palin knows what it is like to be a woman, a mother, a daughter, a sister - things the two men on the Democratic ticket can never really be. She knows what it is like to grow up in an incredibly sex crazed society, to be stared at, groped and sexually harassed. She knows what it's like to worry about getting pregnant when a woman doesn't want to be or when a woman is not pregnant when she wants to be. Most importanly Sarah Palin is calculating and careful and extols safe sex -- she knows how to open a condom package and adorn it on a potent man in record time. At this pivotal and historoic juncture in American politics gender should trump everything else, especially a female with her qualifications and measure. America must not miss this opportunity to elect such a sexy woman -- no other woman that will come along can be half as beautiful as Sarah Palin. If we do not elect governor Palin, then we will only become frustrated and jaded at the political process.

I will vote for McCain-Palin. I urge all staight men (if you're a gay male, vote for Palin anyway, she can teach you a thing or two about men) and women confused about their sexuality to do the same. I don't have to mention lesbian women because Sarah Palin gets their vote by default. I promise to be the first person at the polling place on November 4, 2008. In Governor Palin, I find a woman of integrity, who not only talks the talk but walks the walk. I can look at that. I will look at that.

VOTE Palin PAL, and be IN it.

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