Gaza Auction - Open Bids
Latest Gaza Casualty bid figures: 706 people dead
Side note: 3,125 wounded
Do I hear 707?
You're in your seat. You have your remote control gripped tightly in case the action dullens. The news auctioneer clears her throat and gavels the figures slamming facts of death, baby blatter and brain matter on the podium lens. The Gaza Massacre auction is ongoing.
There are demographic wars being waged in both, Israel and throughout the world's news media. It features passionate battles portrayed in sometimes-foreign languages, Some targeted audiences have hundreds of channels to choose from. Nevertheless, the cream will always rise to the top, by G-d blood is thicker than water.
Warning? Make sure you are already a fan, much of the images are graphic and depict scenes of extreme violence, which may not be suitable for young viewers. This is the tacit contract, assuaging your consent once the digital tuner hones in the high definition signal. Do understand these important market oriented stratagems. Before you're subjected to the sanitizing terms let us give special thanks to our corporate sponsors. We will be right back in a moment to foment the entertainment, turn up the volume and get your snack and soda pop.
Enjoying the modern Roman Coliseum as the Palestinians soon to be called Gazans are fed into the jaws of the F-16s, tanks, warships, helicopter gunships, artillery batteries and other such modern carnivore lions. Your living room is definitely a safe haven to take in a bid or two as to the eventual winning death toll. These terrorists hide in civilian population centers sinner, but the IDF provide high resolution video of precise kills. As usual, caveat emptor. preemptor wars do not come with warranties or guarantees. This is an "as is" transmission transaction for your consideration. Therefore, the responsibility is yours and yours alone to determine the condition of such pieces of flesh and pools of blood before you decide to bid on their time.
All absentee bidder interests executed without specificity collectively upon the lot of deaths even though you may simply be responding in interaction with an online or print medium. This utterly anonymous dynamic makes evident the inalienable democratic principle of the market place. The life bids and the hammer price as opposed to the minimum value of the people's collateral damage in Gaza as they pay the reserved price in their Palestinian reservations. The IDF does not intend to inadvertently influence the final solution bid, Foreign Minister Tzipora Malka Livni clarifies in worldwide news briefs. Yet, the occupation remains the original selling price. The number-crunching facts of the fast talkers of the Israeli pity Holocaust government sell death and destruction and invite you to browse liberally the dead bodies, but remember, there is no humanitarian crisis in Gaza.
Fast Talking Auctioneer champion of heavy machinery
LIVE FROM GAZA
Live from Gaza feed BABY
There is a race war that goes on
But it is all about the pace save face
We are having to trace in that place in disgrace
Want a taste just in case?
Have you ever been drunk on blood in high def death?
We're going to interview into view all the combattants
It's going to be a great blow show
Your heart is already beating pounding sweating
Full access here this is absolutely out of control
Look cooked limbs look yeah direct hit
Bomb droppings and sonic booms tanks on the horizon looms
Come see mayhem here, hello mayhem
Apples apples get your beer here, extra extra
See hear read all about it
The sounds and images in sales pitch
Used to be people - vending corpses from home to home
The angry Arab streets those people shout our death
Singing in the rubble of one ton bombs all out of breath
Now, all over the radio, internet, television
Print or fancy little devices that fit neatly in your pocket
Oh ey oh, wanna buy a little fly-by, oy vey
Okay, gimme a bid, gimme a bid, I don't care. ONE
And a half, two-fifty thousand to 10 billion a year, Alright!
Let's start out with 187? What do think we can do?
Okay, 500, 5-and-a-half, whaddya say?
I thought you had your hand raised terrorist sympathizer
600-and-a-half, let's go for 700 700 right over here. 750?
800 you have 800 what? You have eight in Cairo
Oh, eight on the border that means 800 right? even in Arabic
Alright, I thought you ate people in their sleep I dunno.
Alright 800, let's hear it for 850, anybody?
A thousand from a rich Sheik in Riyadh
Can Amman top that? Where's your pride? Your faith?
A thousand from the keepers of the two temples
So everybody jump. Okay, alright 1000, one-one-fifty?
Is that right? You're in charge lemme hear an 1200
Let's go for 1200. C'mon lemme hear it for 1200 send a drone in
Yes, yes yes we're getting it--We've got 1200?
Good, good, good! Wait till we come to the cleanse bottom line
Anyways, we've got 1200? Need, 1250! What do you want?
We wanna go "TWO!!" double the Lebanon trouble bubble
Anywhere you want bring it on kosher style baby
1300, 1300 let's hear it for 1500. Silent bid Abu dhabi right on
Over there 1550? 1600? Why not go 1700 I dunno? USA made it
We got 1800? We're down to 1850, is that right?
1950 Yeah, boy ... wait till we get to the choice bodies
Alright 2000 remember if it's a head it's dead as smoke clears
Beneath the ground worth much more, wait a minute, 2009!
I ask, nay demand if there's anymore... 2500 over there square
Anymore bid? bed bled? Cast Lead? Okay, 2797 ... going once?
Notice we're stalling? Humanitarian corridor, UN envoys
2797 going twice...
Do I pay for coffins? Nah all included, as is baby! Alright!
2797 going three times
Three times, once...
No hands, no bidding? You're kidding those damn protesters
Okay, 2797 ... SOLD!!!
It's going to be more spectacular when we hit Iran Pakistan
There you have it, I hope you will enjoy and ask for more
Thanks again to all who made this wonderfully possible
Auctioneering profiteering liable probable parable limbo
It continues to be one fine batch of raw entertainment
May They rest in peace in pieces.
Do chics love this or what? Young little dudes want to be just like them--live GI-Joe military action figure!
On the first day, December 27, 2008, beginning 11:30 AM, local time, Israel auctioned off:
Abu Ali Ar-Rahhal
Ahmad Abu Jazar
Ahmad Abu Mousa
Osama Abu Ar-Rus
Osama Abu Ar-Reish
Ashraf Abu Suhweil
Amjad Abu Jazar
Ayman Abu Ammouna
Ibrahim Abu Ar-Rus
Bahaa Abu Zuhri
Tamir Abu Afsha
Hatim Abu Sha'ira
Hasan Abid Rabbo
Hakam Abu Mansi
Hamada Abu Duqqa
Hamdan Abu Nu'eira
Khalid Abu Hasna
Khalid Shaheen Raed Dughmush
Ziyad Abu 'Ubada
Salim Abu Shamla
Shahada Abd ar-Rahman
Suhayb Abu 'Iffat
Suhayb Abd al-'aal
'Aasim Abu Kamil
Abd ar-Raziq Shahtu
Abd as-Sami' An-Nashar
Abdul-Fattah Abu 'Uteiwi
Azmi Abu Dalal
'Alaa Nasr Ar-Ra'i
Imab Abu Al-Hajj
Fayiz Riyad Al-Madhoun
Fayiz Ayada Al-Madhoun
Fayiz Abu Al-Qumsan
Muhammad Abu Sabra
Muhammad Abu 'Amir
Muhammad Abu Libda Muhammad Hboush
Muhammad Abu 'Abdo
Muhammad Abdullah Aziz
Muhammad Abdul-Wahhab Aziz
Muhammad Abd An-Nabi
Mahmoud Abu Harbeid
Mahmoud Abu Matar
Mahmoud Abu Tabour
Mahmoud Abu Nahla
Mumtaz An- Najjar
Nahidh Abu Namous
Hisham Abu 'Uda
Walid Abu Hein
Walid Jabir Abu Hein
Yahya Mahmoud Sheikha
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